February 2010
Jumped into the bandwagon. →
MOTHER FUCKING SLUUUUT
salsaberries:
don’t even try to PULL THAT SHIT, aight ?
you have a boyfriend, alright ? so get your own because you’re all up & hollering at what’s mine. okaaay, now i don’t need to wonder anymore why everyone fucking hates your ass. stupid little scandalous bitch, yeah. i said it, and i’ll say it to your face too right after i rush your ass, kaaay thanks. now back off my shit,...
Why do they censor
vithuyyvo:
93044:
girls nipples on television? i mean don’t we already know whats there?
why don’t they censor guy’s nipples too?
LOL
I'm staying up tonight anyways--might as well...
Five things you will find if you open my bag: 1. wallet 2. camera in a coin purse 3. pencil pouch 4. chapstick 5. marker bag
Five things in my bedroom: 1. green hugger 2. eve 3. computer 4. mirror above headboard 5. “argo pride”
Five things I’ve always wanted to do in my life: 1. tell my parents to go fuck themselves 2. do whatever i wanted, without the trouble 3. go through a day...
January 2010
How To Install LOVE
Tech Support: Hello … how can I help you?
Customer: Well, after much consideration, I’ve decided to install Love. Can you guide me through the process?
Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
Customer: Well, I’m not very technical, but I think I’m ready. What do I do first?
Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?
Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?
Tech Support: What programs are running ?
Customer: Let’s see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.
Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ?
Customer: I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.
Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?
Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, “Error - Program not run on external components.” What should I do?
Tech Support: Don’t worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.
Customer: So, what should I do?
Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.
Customer: Okay, done.
Tech Support: Now, copy them to the “My Heart” directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?
Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.
Customer: Thank you, God.
I hate it when my parents call me by my sister's...
kathybreezy:
moniquexx:
xmyyy:
-.-
Nah, it’s more worse to have your parent’s call you by your brother’s name… -_- ..
Dude. My mom calls me by my brother’s name sometimes too :( What’s worse is, his nickname is CU >:(
Happy birthday toooooooooo
ndrwphmvngs:
ceeeduong:
ANDREW PHOMGVONGSALALALLALALA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just got home, so yeah :)! Love you fairydustcrackhead!!!!!! :)
<3333333 :D
Did yee like ourz picture we sent you? LOL =)
Happy birthday toooooooooo
ANDREW PHOMGVONGSALALALLALALA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just got home, so yeah :)! Love you fairydustcrackhead!!!!!! :)
"I like people who have a sense of individuality....
nicalodeon:
kevinisafreak:
mahchelle:
—Marc Jacobs
First day of Cupertino HS
ndrwphmvngs:
This was my first day at Garden Grove HS:
BEFORE SCHOOL
Okay, so I got to school like at 710 ish, cus I wanted to get my schedule and everything. So then, I got there and I decided to go to my locker, but then, I COULDN’T FIND IT! D: So then I found Hop, who shares a locker with me because she didn’t get one cus the senior lottery thing, so then I told her, and we kept looking and...
@cindytrann, thanks for the follow!
kathybreezy:
Your tumblr song is wasssup :)
So I went to go see what song was on her tumblr and.. I see a picture of two of my friends ..none of which is named Cindy Tran >:0 LOL.
It pisses me off so bad
salsaberries:
whenever someone goes “______, lolwut”. like seriously? that’s annoying, and you must think you’re so cool by being like everyone else and saying it. it’s not original, it just makes you a hypebeast, tryna fit in and be someone you’re not. It’s annoying & doesn’t make you any cooler, just saying.
Saying lolwut is NOT being a hypebeast. What the..hahahah, I don’t even...
MY BLOG SECRET NEVER GOT POSTED!!!!!
I feel rejected..
GMH →
givesmehope:
Last May, I tried to kill myself. When I got home from the hospital, my family barely said a word. I went to bed in tears, until my little brother woke me up and dragged me onto our garage roof. He sat and watched the stars with me for two hours, telling me he loved me, and that he wants to make everything better. My 9yr old brother GMH.
I wish my brother was like this. But in...
cindyduong is a hoodrat with a gay face D:
salsaberries:
but i still love her because we always have math together and she gets in trouble for coming to sit by me on the ground and we camera whore in class and she owes me a letter. that silly lesbiaaan <3
No. Comment.
This is how he covers up his typos HAHAHAHAH
ndrwphmvngs: BYE
ndrwphmvngs:
ndrwphmvngs: +1
Can someone tell me what 4:20 means?
salsaberries:
kissbisou:
(via calwells)
http://parentingteens.about.com/cs/marijuana/a/420meaning.htm
bob marley day& his birthday, hitler’s birthday, and national stoner’s day… marijuana day :) oh & april 20th.
4/20: 420 chemicals in marijuana, hehe just saying.
14297.) I sleep often because my dreams are more...
(via blogsecret)
STOP.
clnguyen:
Stop putting commas in the middle of sentences where they’re not supposed to be. Stop rearranging sentences to make yourself sound smarter; they look ridiculous. Stop using the wrong verb tenses one sentence after another. Stop using incorrect grammar. Stop mixing up “their” and “there” and all other homophones. Stop making such a fool of yourself and Start learning correct English.
...
742 p.m.
clnguyen:
vithuyyvo:
so, yday peter told me that one of the hamsters, Baby (yeah, i know wierd name. LOL, don’t ask.) , was sick cus he/she wouldn’t move away from the hamster wheel and when the other hamsters run on the wheel, it was brush against her. when he would clean out the cage and he picks it up, it wouldn’t move much and when he puts Baby back in the cage, he/she would resume to lay...
